FUN4KIDS
New Species Discovered!
These spider-like life forms produce super nutritious and very tasty gems! They grow continuously on the abdomens of the creatures and they are not harmed during removal. Could they be farmed? Studies are ongoing. We will keep you updated concerning this exciting development!
Gem Devouring Pests!
Don’t let their looks fool you. These Squidlings are extremely problematic for our harvesting efforts. They eat Gemroids whole in mere seconds! Our lasers have no real effect on the Squidlings, but they startle easily and run away when fired upon. Drive them away wherever you find them and harvest those gems for our people!
Transport Beacons Coming!
These newly-developed beacons emit a special chemical compound that the space spiders LOVE! New larger beacons that can trap and transport the spiders back to our home world without harming them are currently being designed. The first transport beacons should be deployed with our best Harvesters soon!
Squidlings Increasing
Bad news today, readers. Our most recent data indicates an increase in the number of squidlings as reported by Harvesters in the field. Become a Harvester today and do your duty to repel the squidlings! They’ll eat all our gems!
